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294) Funny list I just received:

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

"Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken."

"Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

".....in Jesus' name. Amen."

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