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artemisdart: (Nuts)
Carmine is made out of dried, boiled bugs. Really! I always thought of carmine as some exotic, possibly plant-based material, like amber, or a mineral, like cinnabar. Now I find out that most lipsticks are partially based on boiled bugs. Ish.

(From Wikipedia: "Carmine is not required by the FDA to be explicitly named in all ingredient lists, and may sometimes be represented under "color added". As of the end of January 2006, the FDA is evaluating a proposal that would require food products containing carmine to list it by name on the ingredient label. It was also announced that the FDA will separately review the ingredient labels of prescription drugs which contain colorings derived from carmine. A request from the Center for Science in the Public Interest (article titled: "FDA Urged to Improve Labeling of or Ban Carmine Food Coloring" [1]) to require ingredient labels to explicitly state that carmine may cause severe allergic reactions and anaphylactic shock and that is derived from insects was declined by the FDA. Food industries were aggressively opposed to the idea of writing "insect based" on the label and they finally agreed to simply putting "carmine."")

Gosh, I wonder why food industries were aggressively opposed to putting "INSECT BASED" on their labels. Hmmmmmmmm.

In more appetizing facts, here is the story of Su Dongpo (more famous as Su Shi the 11th century calligrapher), as recounted by a commenter on the forums at chowhound: 

"Sometime before the year 1100, Su Dongpo, the famous Chinese artist, who somehow managed to combine devout aceticism with ribald sensuality, wrote a poem called "Ode to Pork". In it he described his favorite pork dish.

"Pork in Huangzhou is plenty
there it costs utterly lowly
The rich detest it; the poor fluff it
slow the fire, hold the water, it comes alive when the time is right"

This just might be the oldest recipe extant, and perhaps the oldest dish still commonly served. Most Shanghainese restaurants have it, named in the poet's honor, Dongpo Pork. In calling it a poor man's repast, Dongpo was being modest. It takes two days to prepare properly. Pork belly is simmered in a mixture of rice wine and soy sauce for hours, kept overnight, and then steamed.

I read about this dish many years ago but tried it for the first time tonight. They have it at Shanghai Cafe in Chinatown. Brightly lit, trendy young crowd, all the waitresses in black t-shirts and black jeans, you'd never expect it to have such a traditional dish. But they do. It's not on the English menu, but if you ask for dong po rou you will get it.

It's a huge and almost perfect cube, five inches by five by three. Most is soft, succulent meat, but the top layer is rich, luscious fat. It reclines on a bed of crisp spinach, and is surrounded by a rich brown sauce made of the cooking liquid reduction. It is wonderful.

The Chinese believe that if you follow the brushstrokes of calligraphy with your mind's eye, you will feel what the artist felt when he painted, even though he is dead a thousand years. Surely the same is true of food. Today Dongpo came alive for me. Li Bai drowned trying to kiss the moon. Dongpo would howl at it."

I really want to make Dongpo Pork now. HT Market sells pork belly, and I just found a recipe for it at EatingChina.com. Some glistening, crispy pork fat, sauteed greens, white rice, and beer would help pack on the pounds to prepare for the cold months of winter.

artemisdart: (horny bird)
I've been trying to eat more beans recently. Towards that end, on Friday night I cooked up 2 cups of fava beans without any clear idea what I would be doing with them.

2 cups of dried fava beans ends up being slightly more than 4 cups of cooked fava beans.

So then I had these cooked fava beans sitting around looking at me in an accusatory manner. What to do with them? I have already made two kinds of ful medames recently, plus a very strongly flavored fava bean - dill - egg concoction from the Caspian Sea. I considered fava bean hummus, but in the end I decided to make falafel.

Falafel is (are?) basically Middle Eastern hush puppies, usually made from a combination of fava beans and garbanzos (chickpeas). I figured I could make them with fava beans only.

But there was a slight problem. As you can tell from the photo above, the "second skin" of these beans was still on. So, after cooking them on Friday, I found the time Saturday to peel them. One by one.

Luckily I had the free time Saturday night because I'd declined a party invitation. I had actually declined it because it sounded like WAY too much work to wrangle a 1-year-old and a 3-year-old at an outdoor party, with no walls, after their bedtimes. Did I mention there would be a firepit? And dogs? 

Anyway, I had declined for those reasons. But as it turns out, I could have declined by saying, "So sorry, I will be staying home and peeling fava beans that night." Because when I get wild, I get wild.

After painstakingly peeling them, I chopped them up in the Cuisinart with 2 cups of mystery flour (The recipe called for roasted chickpea flour. Yeah, right. I used this mysterious flour from years ago -- no idea what it is, unless it's masa harina or possibly buckwheat flour.), eggs, and various spices, and then covered it with plastic wrap and let it sit in the refrigerator overnight. It was far crumblier than I thought would make a good fritter, so I moistened it with a few shot glasses of water.

Today for lunch I preheated a whole bunch of oil, formed the fava bean "dough" into burger shapes, dipped them in sesame seeds, and fried them to create Ludicrously Overcomplicated Falafel. Yes, for those of you keeping track, that was a three-day preparation (Friday night to Sunday lunch). Of course, not all of it was strictly necessary. :-P

I served them with a can of fire roasted eggplant, pita bread, and some yogurt - grated cucumber - herb sauce, whatever that stuff is called (my mind is blanking on it right now) with basil and chives.

It was good! We think it would be even better with a waffle, while playing Hnefatafl.

Of course, after all this, I read online that everyone uses falafel mix nowadays rather than making it from scratch. D'oh!

artemisdart: (Nuts)
I am so in love with FrugalCuisine, which is written by someone living in China and bills itself as "Recipes for a 3$/day budget; Chinese snacks and street food".

In other words, "A site made specifically to appeal to me."

Check out this recipe for Butter and Black Vinegar Tarts. I am going to make these Very Soon Indeed. Oh, yes.

Note to self: Blazing Hot Wok is also good.
artemisdart: (Garden)
Amusing / interesting links garnered from the far reaches of the internet for your enjoyment.

Rent-a-Ruminant.com, located on Vashon Island, rents out a herd of goats to clear off your scrub land of weeds and other unwanted green stuff.

My husband was intrigued, because we have some ivy that needs to go... but it turns out that you need to have at least an 8,000-square-foot lot that needs clearing, and access for a 40-foot truck & trailer. Our entire lot is only 7,200 square feet, and a lot of that is the house, or nice grass that doesn't need to be denuded by goats.

(BTW, "denuded by goats" is my new favorite phrase, replacing "Weed Commune.")

Go, Miniman, Go.com has a cute little YouTube video produced by the Lego people in celebration of the 30th anniversary of the "Lego Miniman." I didn't know that he had a name. I always just called them "Lego guys."

Here's a recipe for egg curry from The Perfect Pantry that stunned me because it lets me create spicy, delicious Indian food out of "spare ingredients" that I have lying around. I mean, I always have spices, ginger, garlic, eggs, canned tomatoes, and coconut milk on hand. Those don't seem like "real ingredients" to me, and yet now I can make food out of them! And in fact I modified this recipe to make lunch today, and it was delicious (although nowhere near spicy enough...). (I did leave out the lime, though, because I don't usually have one of those on hand.)

Finally, if you have $1,000 you don't need during the next year and you'd like a 5% return on it -- that's really high right now -- head on over to WaMu and take advantage of their 12- or 13-month CDs with a 5% interest rate and no fee. Woo hoo!
artemisdart: (Garden)
In the annals of funky groceries, today I bring you:

Junket Rennet Tablets!

What is rennet? I hear you clamor. Well, Wikipedia has the answer, as (almost) always.

"Rennet (pronounced /ˈrɛnɪt/) is a natural complex of enzymes produced in any mammalian stomach to digest the mother's milk, and often used in the production of cheese. Rennet contains a proteolytic enzyme (protease) that coagulates the milk, causing it to separate into solids (curds) and liquid (whey). The active enzyme in rennet is called chymosin or rennin (EC 3.4.23.4) but there are also other important enzymes in it, e.g., pepsin or lipase. There are non-animal sources for rennet substitutes."
Inspired by my husband's deep love for the children's book "Pudding Is Nice" (formerly published under the titles "Rennet Dessert is Nice" and "Junket is Nice"), I bought two packages of "Junket Rennet Tablets" when I saw they were on closeout at the QFC for $1.24 each.

Now, to figure out what to do with them. At least I know it will be "nice."

Also today I bring you --

Wheat Berries!

As Wikipedia informs us,

"The term wheatberry or wheat berry refers to the entire wheat kernel (except for the hull), comprising the bran, germ, and endosperm. Wheatberries have a tan to reddish brown color and are available as either a hard or soft processed grain. They are often added to salads or baked into bread to add a crunchy texture; as a whole grain, they also provide nutritional benefits since they are an excellent source of dietary fiber." (Thanks again, Wikipedia!)

I got the following recipe from "hillbillyhousewife.com" years ago. (Yes, really.) I've made it twice now, including last night (to eat at work this morning), and it's delicious with just brown sugar. I imagine it would be even better with dried fruit.

This morning I even pondered putting wheat germ on my wheat berries, but decided that was so healthy that it would probably make me explode.

Thermos Wheat

1 Thermos
1 cup whole wheat berries
2 cups boiling water

First preheat the Thermos by filling it with your hottest tap water. Place the lid on it loosely [Note: Don't squirt hot water on yourself! Also, don't ask how I know to watch out for this!] and let sit while you do the rest of the work.

Bring water to a boil; dump tap water out of Thermos and replace with 2 c. boiling water. Pour in wheat berries, working quickly so as not to lose heat. Screw on the lid and let sit 8 hours (overnight is perfect).

Serve as you would rice, or top with yogurt, brown sugar, dried fruits, etc., for a breakfast cereal.

Easily doubled or tripled for larger Thermoses.
artemisdart: (sunrise)
Seems this dip is fondly remembered by [profile] skylerannesmom, so here it is for posterity, together with my notes.

Smoky Bell Pepper Dip


(This is an easy recipe that's low in the number of ingredients (4, all told) but big on flavor. It gets its flavor from fat (gasp!), salt (gasp!), and the goodness of cast iron. Mmmm, cast iron.)

  • 4-6 oz. Canadian bacon or ham, cubed up into small pieces. (Catherine notes: You're looking for something with some fat and salt to it, but not all the grease of bacon. Do not use turkey bacon or turkey-based ham substitute products. I tried that once and the flavor really suffered.)
  • 1 medium yellow onion, diced
  • 1 large red pepper, chopped
  • 1 8-oz. package cream cheese (Catherine adds: or Neufchatel cheese)
Fry bell pepper, onion, and Canadian bacon together in a cast iron skillet until well cooked. (Any blackened bits will add to the smoky flavor.) Blend in Cuisinart together with cream cheese to whatever consistency you like. Chill. (Any leftovers are delicious on a baked potato.)

I got this from the World Wide Recipes e-zine of April 9, 2001. This recipe was submitted by "Amanda" in Wollongong, Australia. I added the part about the cast iron skillet, because I've found it makes a big difference.

Fava Beans

Jun. 28th, 2008 01:59 pm
artemisdart: (Garden)
We sponsor two children: Sofia in Pakistan (through Plan), and a child in Egypt (through Save the Children). Save the Children does things a bit differently. Instead of telling you about "your" specific child, Save the Children chooses an "ambassador child" to serve as the face of the program for all sponsors with a child in that country.

Save the Children just sent us a pretty little brochure with a profile of their newest "ambassador child," a 6-year old girl named Noura. Part of the brochure was a blurb about one of the most popular dishes in Egypt, "foul" (pronounced "fool"), or fava beans.

(EDIT: Wikipedia article on "ful medames," فول مدمس, can be found here!)

After reading about the different ways it's prepared and scanning the sample recipe on the back, I decided to try it myself this week. Save the Children's recipe for "foul":


Egyptian Foul

Ingredients:
1 1/2 lb. dried fava beans or broad beans, soaked
2 cloves crushed garlic
1 T. lemon juice (optional)
1/4 c. olive oil
1/2 tsp. cumin
Salt & pepper to taste


Heat oven to 300 degrees F. Put the soaked, drained beans into a baking dish with a cover and pour in enough water to cover them by 2 inches. Add half the cumin, lots of black pepper, and the garlic. Cook slowly in the oven, covered, for 3 - 4 hours, until the beans are very soft but not broken up, and the juice is thick. When the beans are ready, salt them and add the rest of the cumin and 1/4 c. olive oil, and lemon juice if desired. Serve in the baking dish at the table. This is good served with warm pita bread.

(I'm going to serve it with roasted eggplants, black olives, and yogurt-dill sauce. Yummy!)
artemisdart: (Nuts)
I have some lavender sugar from Penzey's Spices. I would like to make
(1) cocktails,
(2) jam

(probably just freezer jam to start with -- I have never done it before, although I am reading about making jam in articles like these and tentatively thinking about trying "the real thing" someday).

What other ingredients would pair well with lavender sugar?
artemisdart: (Garden)
From [personal profile] splagxna's LJ (OK, originally from Gourmet magazine), an article on the making of the perfect omelet, titled "Chasing Perfection."

"Three eggs, salt, pepper, and a little butter. That’s all there is in a classic French omelet, but it’s enough to keep reteaching me this vital lesson: Things are only simple when you’ve stopped asking the right questions of them, when you’ve stopped finding new ways to see them. Because what you find, when you learn how to find it, is that even simple things can be wonderfully, frustratingly, world-openingly complex."

I had no idea.
artemisdart: (sunrise)
This one tied for first, with three votes.

Plaited Breads (Tsourékia)
* Traditional Easter breads

1 kilo (2 lb. 4 oz.) flour
1 teacup butter (I have no idea what a "teacup" is)
2 tablespoons grated orange rind
6 eggs
1 1/2 teacups sugar
1/2 teacup milk
2 tablespoons yeast
1/2 teacup lukewarm water

Dissolve the yeast in the lukewarm water. Add a teacup of flour and beat the mix by hand, until it is smooth. Cover the yeast mix with a towel and place it in a warm place to rise. Slightly heat the milk, the sugar, the butter and the orange rind and place them in a bowl. Add the yeast, the eggs, beaten, and the flour, stirring constantly. Make sure the dough is neither too soft nor too tough. Cover this dough with a towel and let it stand in a warm place for about an hour and a half. When the dough has doubled in size, knead it again by hand and shape plaited breads. Brush the breads with 2 - 3 beaten egg yolks and bake them in a medium oven for about 30-35 minutes. 
artemisdart: (Garden)
Three people voted for this, tying it with the "Plaited Breads."

Lamb Baked in a Loaf of Bread (Arnáki Psiméno se Karvéli Psomí)

1 1/2 kilos (3 lb. 6 oz.) leg of lamb
1 spoonful mustard
Oregano
2-3 spoonfuls butter
1 large loaf of bread
Waxed paper
Salt-pepper

Wash the lamb and let it strain. Season it with salt and pepper. Sprinkle with oregano and spread butter and mustard over it.

Cut the bread horizontally (exactly) down the centre. Butter the bread and place the lamb in it (as in a pan). Cover the meat with the other half of bread and wrap in waxed paper. Tie the bundle and bake for about 2 1/2 hours in a medium oven. Cut into portions and serve hot with fried potatoes.

(Leukothea notes: They can't really mean "waxed paper" to be used in a hot oven, could they? Wouldn't it melt?

It's unclear to me whether they mean lamb PIECES or a whole leg of lamb with the bone still in. And it's unclear to me whether they mean prepared mustard or the dry powder.)
artemisdart: (sunrise)
Because I just love the fact that there are people out there who make and eat this -- yes, I would probably try it, intestines and all -- this morning you are getting a recipe for:


Baked "Kokoretsi" (Sausage-shaped Offal Roasted Inside Intestines)
(Kokor
étsi tou Fournou)

The entrails of a medium sized lamb (such as liver, lights, sweetbreads, etc.)
2 lemons
1 water glass red wine
2 tablespoons butter
The intestines of a lamb made into 5 plaits
The juice of one lemon
Salt-pepper-oregano

Turn the intestines inside out with the help of a thin stick. Wash them very carefully and then rub them with two lemons and salt, until they turn white. Cut the liver, lights, sweetbreads, etc. in small pieces. Pour the red wine all over them and season with salt, pepper and oregano.

Arrange the pieces of offal on stainless steel skewers and in the following order: first the liver, then the lights, the sweetbreads afterwards, etc. and wrap them with the plaits of intestines. Place the "kokoretsi" in a buttered pan, sprinkle with lemon juice and bake in a medium oven.
artemisdart: (sunrise)
The first in a series of transcriptions from my copy of The Best Traditional Recipes of Greek Cooking, Editions Dimitri Haitalis, Copyright Editions D. Haitalis, 30, Chrissalidos Str., 14343 Athens, Tel. 2523.511. There's no copyright date, but I bought it in Greece in 1996.

The actual recipes will appear in later posts. Before we get to those, we should get a feel for the book by taking a look at:


"A few words from the editor

One could fill dozens of volumes by describing the peculiarities and the variety of Greek Cuisine. That was not my purpose, anyway. I have carefully chosen to include in this book the tastiest and as typical as possible Greek dishes.

You will find enclosed herein Greek cooking recipes, clearly and accurately described.

If the given instructions are closely followed your success in preparing the food is guaranteed.

My further purpose apart from your acquaintance with the Greek cuisine is to bring close to you Greece itself, i.e. the saltiness of the Aegean sea and its islands, a smell of oregano and thyme from the Peloponnese and Central Greece, some sweet taste from Macedonia and Thrace.

And, if you have already visited Greece, we do hope, all the above will surely remind you of the beautiful moments you have spent in this country, the enchanting landscapes you have admired, the delicious food you have tasted, and, of course, of Eros, the god of Love, with whom you may have been met one night in a moonlit beach.

But, I'm afraid I have tired you!

Maybe you have already got a bit hungry!

So, come on, tuck up your sleeves, choose whichever dish you wish...

                                                                                                                                        and ... have a good appetite!"
(page 7)

Bus recipe

Feb. 17th, 2008 07:41 am
artemisdart: (sunrise)
A few weeks ago I took my seat on the 41 headed back up to the Northgate Park 'n' Ride, and found a mysterious piece of folded paper sitting next to me.

OK, it wasn't really all that mysterious. It was -- nay, it is, for it is sitting here to the right of my laptop, next to the congealing remains of my oatmeal with brown sugar and diced apples -- two sheets of paper, stapled together at the upper left. The first sheet lists the ingredients for "Thai Rice Pudding," and the second sheet has the instructions. (They probably should have tried to fit both chunks of text on one page, to save paper. Then again, they shouldn't have gone to all the trouble of printing it out only to abandon it on the bus.)

There's a hand-written phone number at the top of the page, next to "N-gate QFC." So now I know the Northgate QFC's phone number without having to look it up in the phone book. Thanks, mystery bus person!

Anyway,  here is what the paper says. Now we can all make Thai Rice Pudding in the comfort and safety of our own homes. I'm transcribing it word-for-word, down to the missing close-parenthesis in the first paragraph. ;-)


Thai Rice Pudding

This rice pudding recipe is scrumptious, plus healthy and nourishing. It starts with sweet Thai rice which is flavored with coconut milk, brown sugar, plus warm spices like cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, and star anise. Top with your choice of cream, milk (or condensed milk more coconut milk / cream. Mmmmm....

INGREDIENTS:

2 cups Thai sweet rice (also called "sticky" or "glutinous" rice)
3 1/2 cups water
3/4 to 1 cup white sugar (to taste)
1 can coconut milk
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. nutmeg
1/4 tsp. ground cloves
1/2 tsp. salt

PREPARATION:

1.   Place rice in a large pot (you will also need a lid).
2.   Add 2 cups water and allow to soak for 10  minutes (or longer).
3.    Add 1 + 1/2 more cups water,  plus 1/2 tsp. salt. Stir well.
4.    Place over high heat. As soon as the water comes to a bubbling boil, reduce heat to medium-low (around 2.5 on your dial). Cover 3/4 of the pot with the lid (so that the lid is sitting askew, allowing some of the steam to escape). 
5.    Boil the rice like this for 15-20 minutes, or until all the water has been absorbed.
6.    Turn off the heat, but keep pot on the burner. Place lid on tight and allow rice to "steam" in this way for 5-10 minutes.
7.    Remove lid and add the coconut milk, stirring until incorporated (you may have to break up the rice a little with a spoon or fork).
8.    Turn heat on low and, while gently simmering, add 1 cup sugar (brown sugar will give you a darker color, while white will give you pure white rice pudding). Also add the spices except star anise.
9.    Taste test for sweetness, adding more sugar if not sweet enough, or more coconut milk if too sweet for your taste.
10.   The rice will eventually absorb most of the coconut milk, creating a very thick rice pudding. Now you have 2 options: either add more coconut milk to the pot to thin the pudding, then serve, or:
11.    Scoop some of the pudding into bowls. Surround the pudding with a little coconut milk, cream,  soy or rice milk, etc. (as pictured). Sprinkle with extra cinnamon or nutmeg, and decorate with cinnamon sticks, whole star anise and crushed peanuts or toasted coconut (if desired). Enjoy!
 

Two words

Jan. 25th, 2008 08:18 pm
artemisdart: (fire boots)

Bacon.


Vodka.

From BrowniePointsBlog: Homemade Bacon Vodka.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

"I admit, I can’t remember the singular event that conspired to the creation of this bacon vodka. It came to life this Christmas and found home in a tasting kit of vodkas I made for friends and family. If you have time, bacon and vodka, you too can have this tasty elixir in your hands.

What to do with it you ask? You can give it away as a gift, use it in a Bloody Mary, Make a Bastardized Cloudy Martini (a real martini doesn’t have vodka) with it and a blue cheese stuffed olive. I haven’t tried this one, but I can recognize the appeal of a Pickle Juice Sport made with bacon vodka (that’s pickle juice mixed with vodka).

It is also wonderful when mixed with date syrup for a sweet bacon cordial. It can also be poured into a spray bottle and used to spritz just a touch of smoky bacon flavor to salads, toasts or stews… wherever you want to add a touch of flavor.

Perhaps a dab behind the ears?

Bacon Vodka

makes up one pint

Fry up three strips of bacon.
Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar. Or you could go hog wild and just pile in a bunch of fried up bacon scraps. Optional: add crushed black peppercorns.
Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks. That’s right- I didn’t refrigerate it.
At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield a clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka.

Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy."


I must make this... maybe I'll pick up some vodka tomorrow on my way back from the salon. That's right, boys and girls -- Vanity and Liquor, combined in one dangerous woman, right here. Watch yourselves.

I need some vodka anyway, so I can begin steeping the crystallized ginger in it for a new batch of Ginger Frappé.

Cornmeal

Sep. 9th, 2007 02:28 pm
artemisdart: (sunrise)
I wasn't raised with cornmeal / polenta as part of the family diet. I've discovered it due to trendy California-inspired cooking shows on The Food Network (*cough* Michael Chiarello! *cough*).

Turns out cornmeal is quite cheap. It takes forever to cook it -- I was stirring the pot, off and on, for well over the "20 minutes" specified in the recipe. It was more like 45 minutes, and the cornmeal still didn't "pull away from the side of the bowl" as the recipe said it should.

So, the first cooking yields a hot corn pudding, basically. OK to serve in a bowl with stuff over it (roasted vegetables, salsa, sour cream, canned beans).

I took the leftover cornmeal and spread it in a pan and baked it until the top was more golden brown. That was the second cooking.

And just now I fried some of those pieces in butter and ate them with leftover marinara sauce and Parmesan. (The third cooking, for those of you keeping track at home.)

I think I can also fry pieces and eat them with maple syrup as a sweet breakfast-y food.

Mmmmm, cornmeal!
artemisdart: (links)
A bit closer to Christmastime, I'm going to turn to my husband and demand that he buy me several of these exotic chocolate bars to put in my stocking. (August is a little bit too far in advance to store foodstuffs.)

Before I die, I must experience at least a few of these taste combinations:
  • Black Pearl Exotic Candy Bar: ginger + wasabi + black sesame seeds + dark chocolate
  • Calindia Exotic Candy Bar: Indian green cardamom + organic California walnuts + dried plums + Venezuelan dark chocolate
  • Oaxaca Exotic Candy Bar: Oaxacan guajillo y pasilla chillies + Tanzanian bittersweet chocolate
  • Red Fire Exotic Candy Bar: Mexican ancho and chipotle chili peppers + Ceylon cinnamon + dark chocolate
  • Bacon Exotic Candy Bar: Applewood smoked bacon (I am not making this up!) + Alder smoked salt + deep milk chocolate
artemisdart: (Garden)
I admit it. Every other year, I've made Ukrainian Cheese Paska as a special Easter dessert. In 2001, 2003, and 2005, on or around Easter weekend, I have subjected my friends to this hideously rich dairy-based dessert, complete with raw eggs.

(In 2005 I was heavily pregnant, so I didn't have any Paska myself. But I made it, dished it up, and watched people slip into rich-dessert-induced postprandial comas.)

This year, I'm going to forego the Paska. Yes! I am breaking a long and glorious tradition, and I'll pause here to honor the death of the dream. (Pause.) But I do have my reasons.

1) Paska is a very rich dessert. No, I mean it's very rich. If you're going to eat something that rich, it should be chocolate-based.

2) Raw eggs. Pregnant again. Can't eat it. Again.

3) No big gatherings Easter weekend that would deserve the glory of a Paska. Yes, we're hosting a game Saturday night, but much as I would love to inflict a Paska on everyone there, I'd like to actually have these friends survive.

4) Confirming that my hunch to forego the Paska was correct, my friend [profile] tatterdamelion breathed a sigh of relief and thought "Dodged that bullet!" when I told him it would be a Paska-less Easter.

In case I'm giving you the wrong idea about it, let me just say that the Paska is delicious. It's very, very rich. It has a very similar flavor and texture to ice cream -- only it's not cold.

The source of our trepidation about the Paska is its richness. When one or two bites make you want to slump over to one side, roll belly-up like a dying fish, and sleep for the next 3 hours, you have to seriously consider whether it's worth it. (See #1 above.)

But, lest the dream die out entirely, here is the recipe. Just in case anyone else out there wants to take up the banner of the Ukrainian Cheese Paska.

And if you do, let me know how it turns out.

Ukrainian Cheese Paska
(gathered from the e-newsletter "World Wide Recipes," April 21, 2000)

2 lb. full-fat ricotta cheese
4 egg yolks (get free-range organic eggs if it will make you feel better. The odds of salmonella are very low.)
1 c. unsalted butter (i.e. two sticks), softened to room temperature (Yes, using unsalted butter is important)
2 c. sugar
1 lemon rind, grated
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1/2 c. heavy whipping cream
1/2 c. chopped candied fruits (optional, but really adds something)
Raisins or maraschino cherries (optional)

Line a large colander with several layers of clean cheesecloth and place over a large bowl. Make sure there is room in the fridge for the whole contraption.

Beat the ricotta with the egg yolks until just smooth. In another bowl, beat the butter until it is creamy; add the sugar, lemon rind, vanilla. Mix thoroughly. Combine with the ricotta mixture, adding the heavy cream. Stir in the chopped candied fruit, if using.

Pour the mixture into the cheesecloth. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 24 hours. Discard the accumulated liquid periodically. Paska becomes firmer with time.

Unmold and shape into a church-dome shape on the serving platter. Decorate with optional garnishes. Serves 8-12.

A traditional Easter dessert in Ukraine.
artemisdart: (nature-iffic!)
A friend is in London right now (Hiya!), and told me about a story she'd seen there about a tomato plant growing in a crack on a busy highway -- fruit and everything. I was cruising around the internet looking for this story, to no avail, but I did find a lovely food columnist at The Guardian, Nigel Slater. Something about reading recipes in "British" makes them sound even more appealing. I have no idea what "scoffed" is, in the context "roast autumn vegetables scoffed with toasted, open-textured bread," but it sounds tasty.

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/experts/nigelslater/story/0,,1888208,00.html
artemisdart: (nature-iffic!)
Mmmm, this is really good, and surprisingly meat-like. It's the TVP that gives it that meaty texture.

Blue Plate Chili


(from 125 Best Vegetarian Slow Cooker Recipes by Judith Finlayson

1 T. vegetable oil
1 onion, finely chopped
4 stalks celery, thinly sliced
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 T. chili powder (I used more)
1 tsp. caraway seeds (I used more)
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. cracked black peppercorns (I just tossed them in whole because my mortar & pestle don't work on slippery little peppercorns)
1 28-oz. can diced tomatoes
2 c. vegetable stock
1 can (14 to 19 oz.) red kidney beans, drained and rinsed
1 green bell pepper, diced
1 cup textured vegetable protein (TVP)

In a nonstick skillet, heat oil over medium heat. Add onion and celery and cook, stirring, until softened, about 5 minutes. (Catherine notes: This step really isn't optional; it makes it soooooo much better! You can do this part and the next the night before and then refrigerate the insert overnight to save time in the morning!)

Add garlic, chili powder, caraway seeds, salt and peppercorns, and cook, stirring, for 1 minute. Stir in tomatoes and vegetable stock and bring to a boil. Transfer to slow cooker stoneware. Stir in beans.

Cover and cook on LOW for 8 - 10 hours, or on HIGH for 4 - 5 hours. Increase heat to High. Add green pepper and textured vegetable protein and cook for 20 minutes, until pepper is tender.

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