The rest of Slutty Armitage Hux Week
Apr. 23rd, 2026 05:55 pmI ended up doing all 7 days, although not the optional 8th day prompt ("Aftercare"). I'm pretty pleased with all of them! I think I hit a nice mix of genre, length, sex/no-sex, humor/serious, and more. Plus, every day was a different partner for our favorite fictional ginger war criminal!
I really enjoyed this one. In the comments, someone said this story had "lesbian-levels of YEARNING". I'll take it!
I had never even heard of Tritt Opan before I started hanging out online with a bunch of Sequel Trilogy super fans. In December 2025, many of us on the Discord server were joking about how odd and off-putting he looks. Someone quipped that he looks like he owns a pet beetle named Wolp.
Well, after that we were off to the races. People came up with increasingly unhinged tales of what Captain Opan might do with his beetles... The consensus seemed to be that he'd let them suck his blood. Maybe once for every successful kill. And maybe he'd make tattoos out of the bites. That sounds like a super normal thing for a First Order assassin to do!
And thus, this fic was born.
I liked this one because I was able to keep it short and sweet. Rose doesn't appear in this story, but she's woven in throughout it. And I don't bother to give a backstory or a reason that they're alive and together; I just have it that way, and the reader will have to adjust.
This one was just silly! I brought in Princess Leia's classic pleasure slave outfit. Did I explain why it ended up on Endor? No I did not, although I do have a whole chain of custody in mind -- it's silly, though, so there's no reason to take that seriously!
I had a great time with the prompts. Looking forward to finally having time to read the other entries, once I finish my submission to the May the Fourth event!
The Simplest Explanation
Author: ArtemisDart
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Phasma - Delilah S. Dawson
Ship: Cardinal | Archex/Armitage Hux
Rating: Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply
Wordcount: 5,354
Summary: Armitage Hux has arranged matters such that he'll be taking a personal hand in the retrieval of Cardinal's genetic material — a very personal hand.
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Slutty Armitage Hux Week 2026!
Day Four: Breeding
I really enjoyed this one. In the comments, someone said this story had "lesbian-levels of YEARNING". I'll take it!
Bite Me
Author: ArtemisDart
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Ship: Armitage Hux/Tritt Opan
Rating: Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply
Wordcount: 4,625
Summary: Armitage Hux is twenty-two years old and doesn't need to be rescued by his father's pet assassin.
But what lies under that assassin's uniform is something of a surprise.
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Slutty Armitage Hux Week 2026!
Day Five: Biting Tattoos
I had never even heard of Tritt Opan before I started hanging out online with a bunch of Sequel Trilogy super fans. In December 2025, many of us on the Discord server were joking about how odd and off-putting he looks. Someone quipped that he looks like he owns a pet beetle named Wolp.
Well, after that we were off to the races. People came up with increasingly unhinged tales of what Captain Opan might do with his beetles... The consensus seemed to be that he'd let them suck his blood. Maybe once for every successful kill. And maybe he'd make tattoos out of the bites. That sounds like a super normal thing for a First Order assassin to do!
And thus, this fic was born.
Her Perfect Vessel
Author: ArtemisDart
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Ship: Armitage Hux/Rose Tico
Rating: General
No Archive Warnings Apply
Wordcount: 1,000
Summary: Armitage Hux meditates on the process of putting on his full-body latex suit.
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Slutty Armitage Hux Week 2026!
Day Six: Latex
I liked this one because I was able to keep it short and sweet. Rose doesn't appear in this story, but she's woven in throughout it. And I don't bother to give a backstory or a reason that they're alive and together; I just have it that way, and the reader will have to adjust.
Yub Nub
Author: ArtemisDart
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Ship: Poe Dameron/Armitage Hux
Rating: Teen
No Archive Warnings Apply
Wordcount: 3,198
Summary: Poe and Hux get caught in a net! Shenanigans ensue!
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Slutty Armitage Hux Week 2026!
Day Seven: Sex in Unexpected Places
This one was just silly! I brought in Princess Leia's classic pleasure slave outfit. Did I explain why it ended up on Endor? No I did not, although I do have a whole chain of custody in mind -- it's silly, though, so there's no reason to take that seriously!
I had a great time with the prompts. Looking forward to finally having time to read the other entries, once I finish my submission to the May the Fourth event!