artemisdart

JayneSilver posted a comment on the Discord server today that amused me greatly, re someone bragging about what a nice clean colon they had for their colonoscopy. She wrote:

JayneSilver: This is giving "Mitaka, come look at this," 😌
Mitaka: I really shouldn't be so aroused by this 🥵

ArtemisDart: Literally laughing out loud, yes exactly
Damn, I have other things to write

JayneSilver: Oh my god please 😂
Post colonoscopy Hitaka 🤣
We can get even more niche

ArtemisDart: There is no niche the solution did not flush out 😂🥵

Haha! It struck me as hilarious, so I took a couple of hours and banged out a short story on the prompt.

The Solution
Author: ArtemisDart
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Ship: Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Wordcount: 2,482

Summary: Lieutenant Dopheld Mitaka gets flustered when his superior officer goes into graphic detail about his recent medical procedure. Surely it cannot be seemly to discuss these matters!

But Mitaka has no objections to checking the medical team's work in a more intimate setting...

I gave the fic to Jayne as a gift, and she was very amused by it!