Letter for Smut Wars 2025!

[artemisdart]

Dear Fellow Creator!

Welcome to my author letter for Smut Wars 2025!

I love Star Wars, and can engage in it at many levels -- and one of those levels is smut (the lower level...).

I like some Plot to my smut -- to know *why* the characters are doing what they're doing. That makes it so much more enjoyable, especially if some of those reasons may be a bit conflicted / self-serving / under duress / dubiously consensual / etc.!

Treats are enabled and welcome!

My general likes:

• A plot of some type, to enhance the smut. It doesn't have to be long and convincing, but I would like some sort of reason given for why these people are smutting it up


• Using the Star Wars universe


• Banter, insults, quips, personalities shining through despite unusual circumstances


• "Doing this for political reasons" sex


• "Doing this for Force reasons" sex


• Fuck-or-die, sex pollen, Bad Guys Made Them Do It, The Force Made Them Do It sex


• Kink! BDSM, including power exchange


• A bit of noncon. Or a lot of noncon. But note that both people should be enjoying themselves at some point (see below)


• Pain, and the struggle to take the pain / overcome the pain / avoid the pain / lean into the pain / use the pain to Prove Something


• Conflicted characters doing Things for Reasons that may or may not hold up (the Reasons may actually be their own undealt-with feelings / horniness)


• Longing / yearning / pining (especially Pining While Fucking)


• Hurt/comfort in pretty much any flavor


• Self esteem issues


• Can include internalized homophobia, self loathing inner dialogue, etc.


• I love the dynamic of the caring Dom and the traumatized, self loathing sub who needs to be treated nicely for once. I love petting that person / praising them / feeding them / making them feel good / sexing them up. :)


• I also love a mean, distant, impossible-to-please Dom who is barely paying attention to their sub :'(


• I also love unrestrained nasty smut with bodily fluids all over the place


• I also love tender, connected, spiritual sex, but there is an Unspoken Problem between the two people :'(


• Realistic sex - cocks that aren't all huge, guys who don't always get super hard, orgasms that don't happen at the exact same moment, or maybe don't happen at all. Funny sounds, sex accidents (sexcidents?), just the humor and strangeness of the whole thing


• Unrealistic sex - multiple orgasms with people whose bodies you don't really know well, tentacles / xeno elements, Force orgasms (Forcegasms?), whatever you can think up ;)


• I also love strangely conflicted characters who might have Feelings that they're not willing to fully examine (but the sex feels good)

My Do Not Wants:

• Sex where one person hates it the whole time. They can start out hating it, but they should be enjoying themselves at some point, even if only physically. They don't necessarily need to orgasm though (although I do like that)


• Major character death within the requested characters


• Permanent physical or mental illness or injury happening to the character in the story. Note that it's fine if someone is already permanently injured at the start of things


• Permanent body changes such as losing a limb, becoming a cyborg, having your body parts altered, etc. happening in the story


• Urethral stretching, anything unrealistic to do with the cervix


• Incest


• Poop, vomit, bestiality, children, making someone wet themselves and mocking them for it


• Stuffing / feeding / making your partner fat on purpose / dirty talk about any of that


• Losing a pregnancy (mentions of previous miscarriages would be fine. I just don't want to experience it vicariously)


• Unrequested trans headcanons


• "Littles" / age-play / age reversion


• Soulmates / soul bonds, Hanahaki disease


• Coffee shop, flower shop, tattoo artist AUs, etc.

Thoughts on My Requested Pairings

Here are some brief thoughts about all the pairings I requested, BUT, I'm also quite happy if you don't stick purely to these scenarios, and instead write what inspires you!

=== SEQUEL TRILOGY ===

Hux! I love Armitage Hux, and love reading about him in many scenarios, with many different people...

Armitage Hux/Cardinal: I can so easily see both these people pining for each other, each in their own way. (Cardinal: Repressed, stoic, yearning. Hux: Acidic, horny and spitting mad about it.)

Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Knights of Ren: I see this as Kylo and the Knights of Ren having their wicked way with Hux -- but what if the situation is different? Are the Knights even human? Could they have... abilities that some consider to be unnatural??

Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka/Clan Techie: It's very possible the world of Dredd is just some shithole planet in the Outer Rim, right? What happens if the First Order shows up there to find and liberate one of Brendol Hux's cloning experiments -- a slender, redheaded, abused man who's been forced into privation and slavery and never shown a kind word in his life? I think Dopheld Mitaka could fix him... and in the process, maybe also fix his genetic donor, General Hux? :) (and could the fixing.... involve... smut??)

Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka/Kylo Ren: Oh, poor Mitaka -- what are you doing sandwiched between these two? Or are the power dynamics different when it's the three of them?

Armitage Hux/Cardinal/Kylo Ren: Is Kylo Ren in charge here, sternly instructing Cardinal to get Hux ready for him? Or is Hux in charge of both physical power (Cardinal) and mystical Force powers (Kylo), and reveling in it?

Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka: Lots of room here for repressed gay pining either up or down the chain of command -- and/or maybe some rushed assignations right before straightening their uniforms and returning to the bridge -- and/or Mitaka trying to get closer to Hux and failing, and yearning about it... and/or Hux realizing Mitaka is far too good for his role as Lieutenant and should really get his own command somewhere else... somewhere far away... and being horny / sad about it. And then smut? :)

Poe Dameron/Armitage Hux: Gingerpilot has been my primary fixation for two years now, and I love so many things about it. You could feed me anything Gingerpilot and I'd eat it up with a spoon!

=== ANDOR ===

Andor was such an amazing show. Now that it's over, I feel more confident requesting stories about it. Here are my picks...

Syril Karn/Dedra Meero: Last season, I thought this would continue to be creepy unrequited land. But Season 2 showed a whole new world for these two. I'm most interested in whether Dedra is a mean Domme, and also wondering what exactly happened during that one hour they had together back on Coruscant. A lot of things can happen in an hour if you're efficient. ;-)

Cassian Andor/Syril Karn: So much dramatic potential between these two, I can't even describe it.

Cassian Andor/Syril Karn/Dedra Meero: Perhaps Dedra and Syril could finally make that big capture? Perhaps not?

Bix Caleen/Dedra Meero: If you choose this, I'd prefer it to be set before or during Dedra torturing Bix in Season 1. I don't think I'd enjoy Bix being forced to do sexy things with the woman who tortured her. BUT, perhaps if Bix is in control now, she could exact some revenge? Some smutty revenge?

Kleya Marki/Dedra Meero: Maybe Kleya needs to do something to throw Dedra off the scent?

Kleya Marki/Ruescott Melshi: After the end of Season 2, both these two are on Yavin. Could they find respite in each other's arms?

Cassian Andor/K-2SO/Ruescott Melshi: I honestly had not considered this ship until I saw it in the tagset, but I'm always up for a confusing robotic sex scene with two hot men and a snarky robot voiced by a third hot man.

Cassian Andor/Ruescott Melshi: Blowing off steam between missions? Blowing off something else?

Cassian Andor/Bix Caleen/Ruescott Melshi: Mission: Give Bix a good time.

Perrin Fertha/Tay Kolma/Mon Mothma: Pretty sure Perrin is seething with jealousy underneath his bonhomie. How would that translate into a threesome? Are Tay and Mon established lovers, after all, or have they not strayed from their marriages -- until now?

Perrin Fertha/Mon Mothma: So much history between these two. What's it like to get older and be so close to someone, yet never really know who they are inside?

Mon Mothma/Orson Krennic: Maybe Krennic has a request for Senator Mothma, and if she doesn't accede, there could be consequences?

Cassian Andor/Davits Draven/Mon Mothma: Another threesome I hadn't considered -- but hey, if Mon is going to be stuck on Yavin now, at least she should be able to get some "interaction" with a couple of hot guys, right? I can imagine a story where Mon is finding a new position, and perhaps a different kind of power, now that she's been wrenched away from her former life. And smutty good times could be part of that. :)

Kinks I Like
Take these as suggestions only, not an imperative! It's more important that you write what gets you going! -- Still, here is a non-exhaustive list of things I'm into.

Aftercare, Anal fingering, Anal fisting, Anal sex, Anonymous sex, BDSM parties, Beatings, Bondage, Bukkake, Butt plugs, Cages, Caring Dom, Chastity devices, Clothed person / naked person, Cock cages, Cock rings, Claws, Creampie, Dildos, Drunk sex, Dry orgasms, D/s, Electric play, Exhibitionism, Femdom, Figging, Flogging, Frottage, Garter belts, Glory hole, Group sex, Handcuffs, Hate sex, Hair bondage, Humiliation, Hypnosis, Ice play, Improvised sex toys, Kneeling, Light D/s, Lingerie, Loyalty kink, Masks, Medical kink, Multiple orgasms, Multiple partners, Multiple penetration, Needles, Nipple play, Obedience, Orgasm control, Orgasm delay/denial, Overstimulation, Paddling, Panty sniffing, Power differences, Praise kink, Predicament bondage, Public masturbation, Public sex, Public sex with an audience, Public sex with an audience that's giving their ratings in real time, Public use, Remote controlled vibrators, Restraints, Riding crops, Rimming, Rope bondage, Safewords, Safeword use, Safewords being respected, Safewords NOT being respected, Saran wrap bondage, Sensory deprivation, Sex swing, Sex toys, Shower sex, Slapping, Sounding, Spanking, Spreader bars, Stocks, Submission, Sybian, Tantric sex, Temperature play, Vaginal fingering, Vaginal fisting, Vaginal sex, Verbal humiliation, Vibrators, Voyeurism


Thank you so much! I look forward to this so much all year long! :)